Wednesday, 4 June 2008
Is tRance trying to bring a Shoah upon all of us?
Or is he a chafarferet?
When tRance arrived at my front door this afternoon, he was visibly shaken. He was wearing that blue and white pullover Mrs Mendelsohn knitted for him when he turned 18, that serves as a sort of security blanket which he brings out of the closet when things are not going well, or when he runs out of medication. The sleeve of the right arm was crusty again with dried snarly and his eyes were red and tearful."tRance'le," I said, "Mein Kinde, what's going on with you this time?"
He sniffled and made his way to my computer to show me this page from Wikipedia, where no less than 466 enemies of his are identified. "I can't take it any more, Auntie Ziona," he said. "I thought those video clips Tziga'le made of me, I mean the ones made by Azmond, Finkelstein, Gibsohn and Carter, would stop this hate campaign against me and make me a popular boychick. I was wrong. My list of enemies has expanded rather than contracted, and I don't know what to do any more!"
I had a look at the page and could not believe my eyes! So many people trying to stop agent 007.01 from carrying out his important work for Zion at Wikipedia, could it be true? I had to sit down. "And look at the horrible names they are coming up with here, Auntie Z.", he said, "such as Bash rrance, Bedwetter Rance, Diarrhea Rance,
HangTrot, Imprison RRance, and Rancie Stink. They despise me."
...."But tRancie," I said, "are you mad? You are collecting enemies the way Auntie Shelomi collects Hannukah recipes. ... and tRanci'le, have you ever asked yourself why they all despise you so much? Is it because you are such a wonderful man? We are talking here about hundreds of people. A researcher could use this material as a case study for anti-semitism!"
I managed to calm him down with some borscht and a promise that I would take him for lunch at Blooms on Saturday, but after he left, something occured to me. A crazy notion, to be sure, but knowing tRancie the way I do, it could be a distinct possibility. Could tRance'le himself be the person behind 95% of those so-called "sockpuppets", to make it seem that he is being attacked?
Thursday, June 5, 2008
The Auntie Ziona blog, here, has a really funny posting making fun of the whining Rance, whom they call tRance. They write, inter alia:
The blog entry included the wonderful picture of Buggerance himself, sitting with tie and jacket, contemplating the Saturday morning cartoon shows while sitting on the loo and trying to work out the workers' revolution strategy.